Why, oh why, oh why? By: Emily Newland, Age 17, Georgia, USA Description: A young person ruminates about their military family. Ill just try and make a cover story. Cmon brain, THINK! I dont look like everyone else, and I dont know how to fix it. All I wanted to do was share some of my knowledge with this girl in class. I just want to say to them, Look you little two-timing molded fruit cakes, I am NOT obsessed with celebrities! The truth is, I only in love with ONE! By: Thalia O., Lakewood, CA, USA, Age 16 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedy Description: A teen shows off an ability to read minds. But Im growing up, heck I am grown up, and grown-ups cant go around talking to a friend named Tiger. Humiliating! I just needed somebody to tell me what was wrong with me. Now Samantha please leave before I make you. No, no mom and dad know I wont be out for a minute. Yes, sorry George, yesterday my boss Samantha ran at me with a shrimp cocktail the size of a Clydesdale. Oh, no you dont! So, tell me where did you get it? Because when I was your age, my mother was gone. Theyre not heroes. It was like he couldnt even see me anymore, couldnt hear me screaming for help. (pause) Well, I had four pancakes. I probably wont be married until Im 75, yet this professor just dismisses that with his dumb excuses? I will truly miss the mornings waking up beside her. Not for President, I dont even think Im old enough for that. Right about that time, unfortunately, a huge wage was forming, and was starting to come my way. (looks around) Where am I? Bridge bombing? Are you okay? I never grind my teeth. You dont get to be sorry. Thats why I really appreciate it when teachers go out of their way to talk to me privately when Im struggling with something, like you are now. Por qu sufrimos tanto? Then I thought, maybe it was a sign, a sign that no one cares or that Im not important enough, that Im worthless, irrelevant. But a snowman told me thats not true. I, Exclamation Point have finally found something NOT to be excited about. And then, I spent fifty years wishing I had had the courage to say no. Hes chomping it! Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic. I wouldnt just go around murdering my competition like I was on a hunt for Black Friday bargains and clearance bin steals? One things for sure. It was so weird. This all began on Monday. My name is Olivia Lester, Im the sole bookkeeper, and sole inhabitant, here at the library. The result, more time. Think. Well, maybe I turned to her, but I didnt say anything. And so was the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that. By: Micaela E., Los Alamitos, CA, Age 16 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Elena confides in a friend about a crime she committed. By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah USA Description: Mother Nature goes to therapy. Oh! He's Winnie the Pooh Pooh: Well, many happy returns of the day, Eeyore! (LogOut/ I dont feel any pain about that. By: Madison Fannin, Age 15, Tennessee, USA Description: A child confronts their family after being ignored for two weeks. Right now, if I told you that I knew how to time travel, would you go back to that night when you got drunk and ran naked into the pond behind my house? I was talking to my friends through most of that. It's your guarantee of buying a true Disney original with the quality and high standards that you and your family deserve. So thats how I got into that group. I thought it was okay, though. I dont carry no hate around like a bag a rocks. Hear me out. He totally knows I am coming. My mom also likes this band called Aerosmith. It is not you, it is me. [Narrator] So we come to the next chapter, in which [Narrator] But Pooh, you're in the next chapter. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. Exhales to calm herself.) Think, think, think. I wonder what my future self will say to me one day. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. I'll fly directly over to Christopher Robin's to tell him the news! (beat) Oh, thank God, the wishbone worked! (Throws paper on ground and leaves the podium.). Well I say now, someone has, Pooh, did you do that? To be honest, you guys are just reopening those wounds. Piglet: Perhaps I can get Eeyore a balloon! She pounded and tried to get out, but she couldnt. I never got any letter. Seattle Metropolitan Hockey League, I was sitting in my Intro to Law class taking a test with flashcards tucked under my thigh. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. Please know that we spend long hours thinking about the thousands of meanings their words could have. Not to be trusted! I dream of carrots, carrots, and more carrots. Well, if Im honest, numb. Coronavirus? You know, just to ask them a few questions like wheres the nearest hardware store, oh and if Theo has any cameras at his house. Over the years, Ive started to realize that in life I need to work as hard as I can just to survive, even though we never get paid enough to even eat. What? Like, forever. I did an experiment for two weeks straight by not uttering a single word to any of you first. Look, I have loads of promising chemicals in my lab and Im even willing to test them on myself. You know, like those guys who used to have to break up rocks when they were sent to jail? Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. They saw how it ended, how it ends for all of us, whats beautiful about that? So, we had to instruct the guests to pretend that he. Tigger: A party? I am so excited! I cant even remember what it was over, but things got pretty heated. Well Im also going there to watch people get sunburns and then sell them GoodLife sunscreen and a promise of a better future. What used to be a brand new No. Okay, Ill try to stay calm and explain. Just looking at the moon, June Bug. When everything feels like its crap and my world shatters into numberless little fragments: I take a steaming hot shower, feeling each red-hot drop like a needle piercing my skin; the pain I feel is numbing. Not to mention that my mom would kill me. I wear makeup due to the fact that I am seen as a monster with a bunch of acne. Out of curiosity, I went to see what it was. Is that what you see? I dont. After about two minutes I was so mad I wanted to fire her right when she walked in the door. Just look at those muscles! No, ellipsis, we will not be taking a vote! The only thing interesting about him is his name. Im keeping it! After that, I was still determined to have the best day ever, so I decided to drive home real quick to change out of my coffee-stained shirt. We just lost thousands of dollars and youre sorry? Buther. And thats a lot of work on my part. It was a test to see if we could read directions, and it said not to write anything down? I guess Im ready to talk about it. Most surprising of all though, people started whipping out their money to buy the tickets from ME. I dropped my working papers along with the uniforms made by society to make us all the same clones of work slaves. Something to do with well, never mind. What I saw was terrifying. Have a normal sleeping schedule, have normal reactions- I laugh the appropriate amount at sit-coms. In any case, Ill keep you posted. It was made out of gosh darn hay! And remember, if you have something cool inside your house, remember to lock up when you leave! Im serious. This red one is for emergencies, right? Literally everything. Its just all of these big-money corporate companies profiting off of naive romantics by selling aphrodisiacs, like chocolates. I can hear you. Last night, I put all my clothes into the washer and dryer since most of them were dirty. It's his birthday, and nobody has taken any notice of it. Of course, he wasnt talking clothing, he meant skin tone. As the leader of the Union of the Order of the North Pole Elves, I stand here today and urge you to say no to Santa! Santa is just a lazy guy with a wiggly belly who works basically one day a year. Brock Bruce. Yall get paid a pretty hefty salary considering you just sit down and listen to people go on, and on about their problems. This is the beginning of: "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" (1977). Third Place Winner! I cant afford for you to give out on me! This is exhausting. Genre: Dramatic, (The actor should pantomime driving a car and being pulled over. (pause) Tomorrow? I said I'm tired, rather than explain to you what I'm feeli ng. Thats better. Oh, and sorry about the hot dog guy, he made me mad when he got my order wrong. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. I wrote a monologue! Do you want to get into college or not!? By: Jackie Huang, Age 15, New York USA Description: Sometimes we would rather erase ourselves than face the reflection in the mirror. Time for something, for something sweet to eat! Jessie? Got arrested and ended up in a juvenile detention center. That computer right there. First Place Winner! Lets just say copy and paste is the best thing ever created. Good riddance, hell say. Now go to bed for real! Oh, bother. And all of a sudden the edge of the cliff crumbled away beneath me and I was slipping, and you were grabbing at my clothes trying to save me while Papa (beat) Papa did nothing. The fact is this is more difficult. See? Id finally get a break from him pulling my poor tail and plucking my precious apricot colored-fur. The world is cruel. What villain has a cat? I used all my strength to save her. I will eventually breaka lot of people do. I had so many things planned, and it was supposed to be the best day ever. Im laughing just thinking about it! It seemed okay, but I slept through the night on the train and had no choice but to get off when the train stopped in New York. You shouldnt be upset about not getting what you want, especially when what you want is so materialistic. Wow, no wonder youre a school cop and not in the big leagues. I want things to change once we get our own house. They just know it, deep down, they dont feel pretty. Okay? They are experimenting on us with chemicals! No maam! Sometimes I wonder why he ever had a kid. He was watching me while I slept! You cant tell anyone you saw me here. Can you adjust it so we cant just see your mouth? If what Tigger said was true, and there really were Heffalumps and Woozles about, there was only one thing to do; take drastic precautions to protect his precious honey. Moment #3 New York / Kennedys birthday. Wait, she stopped on one. Hes crying. I thought I could always tell what they were saying, always know what they meant. Why do I have to suffer through this? The days where I would just eat and play all day. [Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Pooh bear, we're coming. 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